“Have a very merry Christmas! And for those of you who are not Christian, you are going to hell” The Very Right Reverend Helmut Kraekofen
“some people insist on carrying their own personal torture machine” Rev. Robert Sims, Pastor, Bethesda Missionary Baptist Church
“It takes a village to raise a child but it takes a Nation to raise a population of morons”
“With an arsenal of potent antidepressants and with many more in the pipeline, never has our proud nation felt so good being sick” Dr Oral Pavlov
“the darkest hour is just before nuclear incineration” Professor Herman Kahn, Jr.