The residents in the Institute do not face a “glass ceiling” or other obstacles in their quest to better their careers. We are proud to announce that Remington Kowatch has been promoted to an editorial assistant for NNN. Remington, who came to the Institute after a brief career with the Suction Princess Vacuum and Purification Systems, has served as my trusted food taster for over thirty years. He speaks nine languages and has served as president for the highly respected organization, Psychopaths Without Borders, which makes him qualified to answer the thousands of questions and comments we receive everyday. Feel confident that any inquires or replies will be kept in strict confidence and the residents at the Institute will not sell or distribute them to any third parties.