NNN proudly announces that “Psychopaths Without Borders” starring none other than Nancy Grace will soon bless the Neutronic News Network offering unheard of in-depth investigations of history’s most baffling and prurient cases of criminal mischief!
Stay tuned for Nancy’s first report, “Who really killed Geli Raubel” on your favorite personal viewing device.
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