Reporting from Geneva, Switzerland (located in Europe- refer to Google map)
Officials of the LHC- Large Hadron Collider- have reported that the 5 billion dollar scientific apparatus is missing. Search teams have begun the task of excavating over 7 billion metric tons of earth in an attempt to discover the remains of the world’s most advanced scientific device and its 17 miles of tunnel located beneath 8 million acres of Swiss soil..
“What is really tragic”, stated H. Kahn, the director of LHC “is that we discovered the Higs Boson, the smallest particle of the atom, but now we lost the whole collider thing”. A reward of 5 billion Euros is being offered for the return of the Collider.