in an obscure research lab nestled on a hill in rural wisconsin
engineers, technicians and student pharmacists set about to develop
the perfect vacumn cleaner. after years of frustrating work the
perfect machine was created. alas, the FILTER INDIAN failed to catch
on with the consumer and its dedicated research team was relegated to
the cellar of failed humanity. history is so unkind. but there is a
happy ending; these same reseachers are at work in the only home that
has accepted their genius, our compassionate institute for the
criminally insane. they are now working with AstraZeneca to develop
the first vacumn delivery systems for their miraculous medicines.
yours in proper mental hygiene, i remains, dr oral pavlov, the
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